1. snorlaxatives:

    waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep


    (via zackisontumblr)


  2. ffrankiero:

    do you think p!nk becomes p?nk when she’s confused

    (Source: zourryy, via iwasrepeals)

  3. (Source: pop-crash, via cyberho)

  4. (Source: terrysdiary, via cyberho)

  5. (Source: vooduud3, via nickfuckface)


  6. trillow:

    how much do islands cost i want one

    (via okay)

  7. rlaph:

    My mom wants me to start drama

    (via okay)


  8. oknope:

    free giveaway: my ugly face

    (via sniffing)


  9. waerlogas:

    i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

    (via zackisontumblr)


  10. ivegottobethere:






    what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

    it becomes daytrogen

    I’m going to bed.

    good nitrogen

    sleep tightrogen

    don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

    (via iwasrepeals)


  11. therealhamster:

    anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

    (via okay)


  12. overlordclinton:

    how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

    (via done)


  13. amerlcanapparel:

    google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

    (via jonophobias)

  14. sophmoreslump:

    looks like emo’s not dead after all

    (Source: andyhurloween, via alltimestop)


  15. i wish i could write a disclaimer on my transcript like “sorry my mental health made existing difficult for a while there”

    (via killzonedepartment)