How to ask a guy out by Raven Baxter

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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dreamofmetonight:

"Stop it, Pete, you aren’t scene anymore"

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joshpeck:

nicki minaj is in her prime and i’m glad i get to experience it


flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.

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bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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that-kid-matt-biller:

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

Ellen is just the greatest person alive. 

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thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

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dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

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