At one point in my life I thought I was funny.
Clear Lake High School Class of 2016
Texas - USA
Twitter & Instagram: @PS_itsbrooke
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how
Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah